do you know what 2" of rain +45mph winds = ?

trees down,power lines down, all over our little county.

and in our district, called over the radio to E-comm, a true to life,yes-by-god, dyed in the wool,real live "WORKING TREE FIRE" ! I guess the high winds and lots of water, bring out all the goobers. Not just the ones driving their cars, who cain't follow simple directions( turn-by-turn for some), or think they're special and can drive by the BIG white truck(with it's lights flashing, like a dope dealers pager at a crack house picnic),and the 321lbs fireman(in his highly reflective,get down-disco model bunker coat and shiny black fire helment) standing in the middle of a major thoroughfare like he ain't got good sense, and go wherever they're going because its more important than everybody else's tiny insignificant little lives. But also apparently one in a firetruck.

My better half tells me that "I" have "Road Rage" and I ever-so gently inform her that it's not "Road Rage", "IT'S STUPID RAGE".

Actually I don't suffer from it I enjoy every ^*%$#@!*&^ minute of it.

If you don't believe GOD has a sense of humor just look around you or at a platypus.