GET OUT OF HER BUTT! LAY DOWN! STOP! LEAVE HER ALONE! GeT Out OF hER BuTt!!! TAAAAZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!

This set of phrases are a constant reminder that we have an IGMO living in our house. The dumbest,most hard headedest dog in Iredell county. Scared of almost everything, guns (not only the sound,but the sight of a gun), grill tongs, and thunder. But, he's the sweetest, most even tempered fido in the world.

So I present to you my wife's "special needs" dog,

TAZ